Those crazy shark movies where sharks are combined with other animals (Sharktopus), or are genetically modified or whatever, or are super duper huge, are really popular these days. Okay, maybe "really popular" is a stretch but these things get pumped out like nobody's business. I swear, there were like 80 different shark movies put out this month alone. Apparently the new thing is to combine sharks with natural disasters, like some sort of perverted Sim City. Check this one out, this one blew my mind:
That is a real movie. I didn't make that up. Well, if combining sharks with natural disasters is the new thing, then I've got some ideas of my own:
Sharkalanche - A group of thrillseeking 20-somethings venture out of bounds on the nation's best ski mountain only to unearth an ancient, underground, shark-infested ocean! The resulting nightmare is brrrrrrutal!
Sharkano - A group of thrillseeking 20-somethings on vacation hike up a beautiful trail, not realizing that it rests on a very ancient, and very lively volcano. What happens next will leave you sweating!
Sharkteor Shower - A group of thrillseeking 20-something astronauts blast into space to study a mysterious cluster of meteors. In space, no one can hear you get bitten in half!
Shark Drought - As a drought ravages the country, uhh, sharks appear and... SHARKS!
So basically I'm available whenever the movie studios want to hire me as a writer or director or whatever. Call me. We'll do lunch.
