Like Wiping Your Ass With...

Companies are stupid.  Scotties has a new toilet paper called Cashmere.  Because that's what I'm thinking about when I'm scraping shit from between my ass cheeks; textiles.  Here's an ad which I've changed slightly to better help them get their stupid (companies and corporations think we're fucking dumb, don't they?) message across:

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