The REAL Real Housewives of Vancouver

Much hoopla is being made of the new Real Housewives show that will be gracing the televisions of women everywhere.  Chicks love this shit, I assume, because they like to fantasize about themselves being rich, snobby, bitchy women who marry ugly old men.  The women, nay, real housewives, who will be appearing on the Vancouver version were recently revealed:

Pictured:  The diversity of Vancouver

Yes, apparently the real Vancouver is nothing but white, blonde, skinny people.

Forget that one of these women is of Japanese descent (pfft, only half), the cast clearly doesn't represent the diversity of this multicultural city.  Not only that, the show doesn't represent the majority of citizens who live not amongst the dogshit-covered sidewalks of Yaletown, but in the hipster trendy neighbourhoods of East Van; the out-of-touch suburb of Coquitlam; or the gang riddled wasteland of Surrey.  Yes, what we need is a REAL Real Housewives of Vancouver!

(Please disregard the horrid composition of that photo, I whipped it together on my lunch break using web-based photo manipulation site pixlr.com.)